There is a thing at Boston.com that I found important. A blog post about Universal Studios offering a VIP package which would allow folks to, among other things, skip the monstrous lines and instead wait in a small, speedy queue.
This is of course a very good thing.
Waiting sucks. It sucks away the moments of our lives and those moments cannot be gotten back.
If a trend is developing wherein serious people can spend a little extra to expedite their movements on Earth, sign me the hell up.
Why is it that when my plane lands and docks to the hall-on-wheels it still takes ten minutes to get off of the G-damned plane!
Let me off!
I WILL PAY YOU!
I RESPECT MYSELF ENOUGH TO KNOW THE VALUE OF THE FEW FLEETING MOMENTS I AM ALLOTTED HERE on TERRA FIRMA!
Thanks, for your time-