If you have reached a point in your life where you need the federal government of the United States of America-the greatest superpower on Earth- to step in and stop you from eating yourself to death(talk about first-world problems) then you have failed as a human being.
I am a bona fide fat guy.
When I eat like a fat guy and don't exercise I get fatter.
When I eat like a fat guy and do exercise I stay the same.
When I excercise and eat like a skinny guy I get skinnier.
It ain't hard.
Eliminating your fat rolls is NOT the role of government but government, like your waistline has expanded far beyond its practical capacity and is itself morbidly obese.